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06-26 Shaolin Death Squad - "Intelligent Design" (1/5 or 4/5) by Beppo
06-26 King Diamond - "Give Me Your Soul... Please" (4/5) - by Grace
05-23 The American Idol Grand Finale by Beppo
09-16 Iron Maiden - "A Matter of Life and Death" (4/5) by Beppo
07-24 Beyond Twilight - "For the Love of ..." (5/5) by Beppo
07-24 Beautiful Sin - "The Unexpected" (4.5/5) - by Beppo
07-23 Animal (Randy Piper) - "Violent new Breed" (3/5) - by Beppo
07-15 Opus Dai - "Tierra Tragame" (3.5/5) by Beppo
07-11 Rob Rock - "Holy Hell" (4/5) - by Beppo
04-04 Nocturnal Rites - "Grand Illusion" (3.5/5) - by Beppo
04-04 Hanoi Rocks - "Another Hostile Takeover" (3/5) - by Beppo
03-25 Queensryche - "Operation: Mindcrime II" (4.5/5) - by Beppo
03-25 Sadus - "Out for Blood" (4.5/5) - by Sebastian
12-29 The Darkness - "One Way Ticket to Hell..." (4.5/5) - by Sebastian
12-05 In Flames - "Come Clarity" (4/5) - by Beppo
11-20 System of a Down - "Hypnotize" (1/5) - by Beppo
11-12 Avian - "From the Depths of Time" (2/5) - by Beppo
11-12 System of a Down - "Mesmerize" (1/5 or 5/5) - by Beppo
11-12 Slipknot - "9.0: Live" (2/5) - by Beppo
11-06 Dimmu Borgir - "Stormblast" (Re-recorded) (3/5) - by Beppo
11-06 Rammstein - "Rosenrot" (3.5/5) - by Sebastian
11-02 In Flames - "Used and Abused... " (2.5/5) - by Beppo
11-02 Circus Maximus - "The 1st Chapter" (4/5) - by Beppo
11-02 God Forbid - "IV: Constitution of Treason" (4/5) - by Beppo
10-23 Communic - "Conspiracy in Mind" (4/5) - by Beppo
10-22 Annihilator - "Schizo DeLuxe" (3.5/5) - by Beppo
10-16 Between The Buried And Me - "Alaska" (4/5) - by Beppo
10-16 Beneath The Massacre - "Evidence of Inequity" (3/5) - by Beppo
10-09 Napalm Death - "The Code is Red..." (5/5) - by Sebastian
10-09 Dream Theater - "Octavarium" (4/5) - by Grace
10-09 Iron Maidens - "World's Only Female Tribute" (2.5/5) - by Beppo
10-06 Exodus - "Shovel Headed Killmachine" (4/5) - by Sebastian
10-06 Gamma Ray - "Majestic" (2.5/5) - by Beppo
10-06 Children of Bodom - "Are You Dead Yet?" (2/5) - by Beppo
10-02 Roadrunner United - "The Allstar Sessions" (4.5/5) - by Beppo
10-02 Primal Fear - "Seven Seals" (4/5) - by Beppo
09-28 Iron Maiden - "Death On The Road" (4/5) - by Grace
09-28 Helloween - "Keeper... - The Legacy" (3/5) - by Grace
09-04 Opeth - "Ghost Reveries" (5/5)- by Grace
09-04 Bruce Dickinson - "Tyranny of Souls" (4/5) - by OD3x1
08-08 Alice Cooper - "Dirty Diamonds" (4.5/5) - by Grace
07-24 Arch Enemy - "Doomsday Machine" (4.5/5) - by Grace
07-24 Nevermore - "This Godless Endeavour" (4/5) - by Grace
05-27 OverKill - "RelixIV" (4/5)- by OD3x1
04-27 Kamelot - "The Black Halo" (4/5)- by Grace
02-01 Judas Priest - "Angel of Retribution" (4/5) - by Grace
01-31 The five best metal albums you didn't buy 2004- by Grace
Artwork used with permission from Neverland Music Inc.
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The Tourette's Syndrome has a new spokes person!
Beppo Blitzkrieg goes off on tangents more than Mozart on crystal meth, and sometimes he even manages to review the actual CD as well. Sometimes... Sometimes he doesn't even do it himself but relies on guests, like Sebastian, Grace and OD.
Easily offended? No sense of humour?
Somehow we feel you should just go fuck yourself, but the jury is still out on that.
Praise for Beppo:
"I feel dumber after reading this shit."
- Lethargia
"This review site contains language that is not apropriate for children or adults that find profanity offensive."
- Annihilator Website
"No shit"
- Sherlock Holmes
"I am gay for Beppo!"
- YtseJ
"The most retarded reviews on the internet. Fucking garbage!!"
- JStrand
"Beppo fuckin rules"
- White Punk On Dope
"This guy simply does not have both oars in the water"
- Metal Dementia
"Absolutely hilarious, I haven't laughed out loud in front of the computer for years until I read this.... brilliant !"
- M.M.M.M.
"Your review is the most fucked up thing i've read"
- Insurgent
"That's some crazy shit"
- Succubyss
"Fuck them if they can't take a joke right?"
- Dynamike
"The worst reviews I have ever read... whoever wrote them is clearly brain damaged!"
- Tommy the Cat
Praise for Beppo:
"Best fucking reviews ever!"
- Karoshiga
"Maybe one day you will be able to move up in the writing world, next stop: Writing free classified ads."
- Jack May Hoffer
"The funniest thing I ever read"
- Mr Torture
"Refreshing to see a Tourette's spin on the metal world"
- Beppo Lover
"I think the over abuse of swear words is silly"
- Forensick
"Your website sucks"
- Channel Locks
"Herr Beppo ist ein Fuckhead"
- Dr. Sigmund Freud
"Idiot!"
- Howler666
"Do some more fucking work, you lazyass dicksplash"
- Makntak
"I don't get it"
- Anata Man
"Motherfucking clown knows what the fuck he's on about."
- Motherfucking Beppo Fan
"Worse than the old Roarezine page"
- Shades of Death
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New review! 08-19
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