Karma Is A Bitch Pipe Dream

You all know that stupid saying. When someone does something “bad” or morally questionable, people say “Karma is a bitch”, meaning that he will eventually have bad luck because of... well, I have no idea why.

There’s absolutely no good reason to believe something bad will happen because a person did something wrong. Well, except for hitting the crack pipe a couple of times too much.

Depending on what someone has done the cops might catch him, some mafioso guys might gouge his eyes out before drowning him in his own blood or he might lose people’s respect, but trust me; never ever will something called karma cause him any problems. It’s just not going to happen.

And before you start coming up with all those examples “proving” that there’s such a thing as karma, let me introduce you to another phenomenon that actually exists… It’s called coincidence.
Yes, it’s hard to believe but there’s indeed the possibility that bad stuff happens to people who supposedly deserve it without karma being the reason.

I know (or at least I hope) most people just say it without thinking about it, but I’m sure there are some hippies with their heads in the clouds who actually believe injustice will eventually be retaliated. The “cosmic balance” has to be maintained and crap like that, you know? Yeah right.

You know what? The evil child molester doesn’t give a fuck about the life of a defenceless kid… do you really think he cares about karma?!?

If you believe in karma, tell the Easter Bunny I said hi, jackass.

How about instead of relying on your silly karma when something happens that you’re not okay with, you think about what you could do about it first since karma won’t do shit to take care of it.

While you’re gloatingly thinking about how karma will teach some evil fuck a lesson, karma is probably sitting in its basement jerking off to video streams of tranny midgets humping each other and couldn’t care less about what’s going on in the world.

Conclusion: believing in karma is for the stupid and delusional exclusively. And the fact you’re reading my crap makes it rather likely you don’t belong to those groups.

I know, I know... for this mean article karma will haunt me to my grave.

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