Way To Ruin My Ideal Woman

So I was prowling the internet recently and came across a person from my area on some stupid community website. This person was female, bleached blonde and overall gorgeous. Everything a man could ask for. Or so I thought. Silly me.

Let’s call her “Mandy”. No wait, let’s call her “stupid twat”.

After “talking” to her (not in a flirtatious manner of course, I’m not that pathetic -  besides… my internet ass is already taken) it became painfully obvious she was so full of herself that it made bile climb up my throat. I couldn’t believe it. “Stupid twat” had the three approved ‘B’s all covered; Blonde, busty and bird-brained, yet I couldn’t help hating her guts.

I used to think that was what the ideal woman was like. Who cares about funny or caring women? You can still be friends with those.

I think what made me despise this chick was the fact that she actually thought she was the exact opposite. “Stupid twat” thinks she is actually extremely intelligent, creative and way above everyone else. She even stated she played in a whole different league.
When people started to defend her sorry ass after I kindly dismantled her delusions I lost the little faith in humanity I had left. I hope those were just some dumb horny losers hoping to get a piece of ass.

I have never seen such a pompous, arrogant bitch before. “Stupid twat” definitely has issues, writing herself poems praising her personality while claiming it was someone else. She feels so very special and fails to realize she only makes herself look “special” in that short bus kind of way.
One song she should listen to is Anal Cunt’s “The only reason why men talk to you is because they want to get laid, you stupid fucking cunts”. Seth Putnam is a wise man.

What’s wrong with just being yourself, no matter if you’re as bright as a bag of potatoes? I’ll tell you: nothing. That’s honest and I appreciate that. It’s not like someone buys into that “smart and sexy business woman” thing she’s going for.

What happened to dumb chicks just wanting to get laid constantly to increase their self-esteem? Obviously the guys’ compliments got to their heads and they started to believe that crap about them being “interesting” or that they have “a great personality”.

I actually considered hooking up with butt-ugly deformed chicks only. Just to piss those stuck up kind of women off. “Look at me! I don’t give a fuck if you give me wood! You’re still worthless and I don’t need you.”

You’re probably thinking I’m just mad because she rejected me. Nope. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t give me the time of the day but that’s not the point. What pisses me off is that she seemed to be the kind of woman I was always looking for and now I realized I can’t stomach her kind. That cunt single-handedly ruined my ideal!

But I also remembered how much fun it is to tell such women off for no reason. You can spot them in every night-club: Chicks that think they have the world at their feet just because they’re nice to look at. Wrong. You only have men at your feet as long as they can suck on your labia.

The look on a “lady”’s face when you bump into her, spilling your beer all over her dress and instead of kindly apologizing, degrading yourself, trying to grope her while cleaning her cleavage with a silk-towel or whatever they expect, you tell her “you spilled my beer, that’s $4.50, 5 bucks if I have to get it myself” is one of the most beautiful sights on earth.

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