I hate people – Part 1

"Slutty McCummylips"

We all know this girl, she is the one that will let you buy her drinks, the one that will grind up against you at the dance club (see Studly McMuffin below), she will wear the tank top with the scarf, she is the princess that has everything handed to her, the body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and she’s a FUCKING COCK TEASE.

She's NOT talking to you, Champ

This is the girl that is on the cover of Girls Gone Wild, flashing her tits for the world to see and blowing almost everyone you know, yet you are "Just friends" if you even get THAT close to her. She wears the tightest fitting clothes and you can see her ass crack most of the time. Some of their matriarchs are: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and for the younger crowd, Hillary Duff.

Accessories include (but are not limited to):

Insanely expensive handbag

Foo Foo dog

Herpes

Fat Friend

Little brother or sister

Cigarettes (they don't inhale, it just makes them look cool)

Cell Phone

Credit Card

Paris and Nicky Hilton

Hating these cunts does NOT make you homosexual, it makes you NORMAL... Anyone reading this cannot afford these girls, they demand 8 star service anywhere they go, and usually have fake breasts. These are the girls that end up marrying the senator and fucking the pool boy… These girls become the women that pornos are based around.

Daddy's little girl

When they become women, and have daughters, they live vicariously THROUGH them; girls who are twelve look and act 20 and vice versa.

Living out their former glory, usually at a young age, they will force the poor girl to model, dress, and do pretty much everything an adult does, but not by the child's own CHOICE (I will get into that another time).

The truth hurts...

They tend to go for Studly McMuffin, the guy whose mouth you wanted to shit in back in high school. You know him… the perfect jock with the IQ of toast, but still seems to pass because he is so handsome and good at croquet or whatever the sports were...

... and so does his penis

These girls will do anal, but don’t enjoy it, and they crave the attention that they get, but are too dim or have too many self esteem issues to care.

Of course it is perfectly normal to LOOK at these girls and future MILFs, but I do not. It gives them validation. But sometimes I will (if they are obviously trying to look whorish), blatantly, just to let them know that my creepy eyes are all over them and that the thoughts that are running through my head would make Blackie Lawless look like the pope.

St. Blackie the Lawless

The next installment will be about Studly McMuffin

The next installment will be about Studly McMuffin.