ONLY THE GREATEST HORROR FILM EVER!!!

Ok, maybe not the greatest, but it holds a special place in my heart. And don't let the title fool you… it is your typical mid 90's, straight-to-video, horror film. But with less sex, if you can imagine that.

It starts out in a catholic high school on Halloween night, with some sexy over age teens getting ready to go party in a haunted crematorium (of course). This is forbidden by the head nun of the school, but as we all know, sexy, over age teens do what they want, WHEN they want. So they pick up their sexy, over age drug dealer and head on over to Hull House, the place where a few years ago, a sexy, over age teen named Angela sold her soul to the devil. Once inside, they start to break off in packs of twos to make out, and that's when the killings happen. But wait, one gets away in time and warns the nun at school!

So guess what happens? The nun shows up with "nun"chucks made from crosses, holy water, squirt guns, and proceeds to kick some demon ass.

Ok, to be honest, I last saw this film about 6 years ago, and when I looked for it here in town a few days ago I couldn't find it anywhere. The only mom and pop store left here is run by a complete nut job lunatic, and if I were to go in I would be stuck for hours listening to how he wants to fuck sexy UNDER AGE teen girls. And the guy is about 70!

So if you can find this gem, and maybe the part one as well, watch it, and take shots at every

Penis reference

Angela reference

Marcia Brady reference

Sexual innuendo

Nightmare on Elm Street rip off

Trust me, this makes the movie more fun.

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