December 2nd

Republicans Are Mad

By

Nona Polichick

Have you noticed that since they’ve had control of all three branches of the US government, Republicans are angrier than ever?

I mean, you’d think they’d be overjoyed. It’s official law that gays will never be allowed to marry in Texas. Their monkey boy has gotten to pick TWO new Supreme Court justices.  The war they wanted so, so badly is ragin’ on stronger than ever! But has this made them feel any better? NO! Every time you turn around they’re bitching about something. They can’t say “Merry Christmas” as much as they’d like. Hillary is still a Senator. Muslims have a dedicated prayer space in the Meadowlands. Whatever it is, boy, they’re mad as hell and they’re not gonna take it anymore.

Maybe they just need a good fiber supplement, but I think it goes deeper than that – I think they’re starting to realize that life pretty much sucks when everything is the way they thought they wanted it. Maybe their kids hate them. Or maybe, just maybe, they’re starting to realize that their own idiotic priorities – the gay marriage amendment, the “War on Terror” – have led them down a garden path of a stagnant economy and ridiculous gas prices. I dunno – what do you think? Are YOU a Republican? If so, what the hell are you so mad about?