The Zombie Survival Guide - by Max Brooks
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
The un-dead WILL rise. Will you be prepared? This book is written by a regular person, the son of Mel Brooks, FOR the regular people. It details every scenario possible for a zombie attack, and how to deal with it. This Survival Guide tells us the best weapons, the best vehicles, and the best places to be at, in case of an outbreak. And they have already happened! You just have to know what to look for in the news - which the Guide also tells you how to do. It goes through each class of outbreak, outline extensive details on supplies and put an emphasis on training and keeping your body in peak physical condition for the Zombie Nightmare.
The most common outbreak is a Class 1: This can be two to about 100 ghouls attacking one single location. This is also the easiest to “clean up”, as the Guide puts it. Every other scenario is similar but more grueling, up to a Class 4. THIS scenario is the possibility for a Zombie Apocalypse! The best advice is to hide. There is no point in trying to be John Wayne, and you will never be as cool as Tom Savini, so don’t even try.
I now live by the tenets of The Zombie Survival Guide. I am ALWAYS on the lookout, and have a designated squad ready in case of a sudden outbreak. I have tried to warn the folks I work with, but they think I am crazy. So be it… I know they will be falling over themselves to get to my zombie haven sanctuary when that attack finally happens. It is inevitable.
I have always known that the un-dead were a threat. I have told my loved ones that once they become infected, I will not hesitate to “clean them up”, right then and there. They also think I am bat shit crazy. Well, all the more room for me.
A common problem, and the source of multiple outbreaks in a region, is that people will keep their loved ones locked away once they are “turned”. This causes a multitude of problems; aside from the diseases of the rotting flesh, there is the immediate possibility of another outbreak if a family member gets bitten or is exposed to the virus. Clean them up. All of them. You cannot let emotions get in the way.
In The Zombie Survival Guide, you will learn all about the virus that causes the reanimation. How long it takes an infected to turn, and how to properly dispose of ghouls once they are cleaned up. Did you know that even a decapitated zombie still poses a threat? You do now! The survival guide gets into the anatomy of the un-dead, why they are called un-dead, and who the greatest threat will be in the likelihood of an attack. HINT: It is NOT Zombies.
This book is a must have for EVERYBODY. You are a fool if you choose to ignore the warnings and tips of the author. Every question is answered in this book. Every scenario covered. I cannot stress this enough; ZOMBIES ARE A THREAT. Do you know how long it will take for the earth to rid itself of zombies? You would if you read this book, this SURVIVAL GUIDE! It is on the open market for a reason; THIS very reason. You must all educate yourselves before it is too late!
Did you know that the ancient Egyptians took the brains out of their mummies to prevent the dead from becoming un-dead and walking the Earth looking for fresh humans to eat? You do now, and it makes sense, right? Logical even. That is something that zombies do not have, and something that works to your advantage: LOGIC! Do you know the best place to be in case of an outbreak? If you said “the basement” you might as well put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, because the zombies WILL get you!
This book should be handed out in churches, and by the government itself to the civilians, in case an outbreak happens in their town. And it can! AND IT WILL! It may even HAVE HAPPENED ALREADY!
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